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Fast Crazy Bastard Regular Seeds-DRCH-CRBA-FAST-REG
Fast Crazy Bastard Regular Seeds-DRCH-CRBA-FAST-REG
Fast Crazy Bastard Regular Seeds-DRCH-CRBA-FAST-REG
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Crazy Bastard Fast Regular strain by Doctor's Choice
Crazy Bastard Fast Regular strain by Doctor's Choice
Crazy Bastard Fast Regular strain by Doctor's Choice
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Crazy Bastard Fast Regular strain by Doctor's Choice
Crazy Bastard Fast Regular strain by Doctor's Choice
Crazy Bastard Fast Regular strain by Doctor's Choice
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Fast Crazy Bastard Regular Seeds

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SKU: DRCH-CRBA-FAST-REG
Fast Crazy Bastard Regular, a unique hybrid strain with ABC leaf mutation.

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Flowering Type

Early/fast

Parental lines

ABC Crazy Crosses x (Drunken Bastard x Lowryder)

THC content
Information not available
CBD content
Information not available

Photoperiod flowering time

8 to 10 weeks

Yield indoor
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Plant size

Medium

Suitable climates
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Fast Crazy Bastard Regular, a unique hybrid strain with ABC leaf mutation.
Doctor's Choice breeder notes
Aroma
CitrusPineySourSweet
Parental lines
ABC Crazy Crosses(Drunken BastardLowryder)
Fast Crazy Bastard Regular, a unique hybrid strain with ABC leaf mutation.

Fast Crazy Bastard Regular is the latest rarity from the Be a Breeder collaboration between Doctor’s Choice and mutantfarmer—an exotic F1 hybrid showcasing the elusive ABC (Australian Bastard Cannabis) leaf mutation. By crossing ABC Crazy Crosses B1 with Auto Bastard F3 (Drunken Bastard × Lowryder IBL), this line merges the ancient ABC mutation with the world’s first autoflower genetics, creating a uniquely fast-flowering, vigorous, and highly collectible photoperiod hybrid. As regular seeds, Fast Crazy Bastard offers both male and female plants, giving breeders the freedom to explore, stabilize, or expand this mutant trait across future generations.

Visually, Fast Crazy Bastard stands apart from any standard cannabis strain. The ABC mutation gives plants an herb-like appearance with tiny, unusually shaped leaves that make them nearly unrecognizable as cannabis—perfect for stealth grows, balconies, or collectors looking for something truly exotic. Despite its unusual look, this hybrid produces dense, heavy buds coated in trichomes, with vertical growth, compact internodes, and excellent branching. Some phenotypes may show striking purple hues in cooler temperatures, adding even more visual intrigue to this already unique line.

Beyond appearance, Fast Crazy Bastard is exceptionally resilient. It grows rapidly, withstands stress, and shows strong resistance to mold and environmental fluctuations. Its minimal leaf mass makes pruning and trimming easy, and the plants remain clone-friendly for those who want to build breeding stock. Inside every pack lies a breeder’s playground: a moderately stable F1 hybrid with the potential to unlock rare phenotypes—including autoflowering expressions—in subsequent F2 generations. For collectors, breeders, and mutant-genetics enthusiasts, Fast Crazy Bastard is a one-of-a-kind addition to any genetic library.

Brand/breeder
Doctor's Choice
Parental lines
ABC Crazy Crosses x (Drunken Bastard x Lowryder)
Flowering type
Early/fast
Sex
Regular
Plant size
Medium
Photoperiod flowering time
8 to 10 weeks
Aroma
Citrus, Piney, Sour, Sweet
SKU
DRCH-CRBA-FAST-REG

Early/Fast outdoor timeline

Fast / Early strains keep the photoperiod growth pattern, but they begin flowering earlier and usually finish sooner — helping outdoor growers harvest before late-season weather becomes a problem.

Stage 1
Germination / Early Start
March – April
Wait for: warmer days, lower frost risk, stable spring weather
Watch for: cold snaps, excess moisture, slow early growth
Stage 2
Seedling / Transplant
May
Wait for: steady light, mild conditions, protected early growth
Watch for: transplant stress, pests, wind exposure
Stage 3
Vegetative Growth
June – July
Wait for: long bright days, healthy expansion, strong structure
Watch for: overcrowding, nutrient issues, insect pressure
Stage 4
Flowering
From late July
Wait for: first signs of bloom, good airflow, settled conditions
Watch for: humidity, mould pressure, poor weather
Stage 5
Harvest
From early September
Wait for: ripe trichomes, dense finished flowers, harvest readiness
Watch for: cutting too early, rain, bud rot
Fast / Early strains keep the photoperiod growth pattern, but they begin flowering earlier and usually finish sooner — helping outdoor growers harvest before late-season weather becomes a problem.

Indoor Early/Fast timeline

Fast / Early strains are most valuable outdoors, where earlier flowering and shorter bloom times help growers harvest before poor autumn weather. Indoors, their main benefit is a faster flowering phase than photoperiod versions.

Week 0
Germination
Healthy seedling emergence
Wait for: healthy seedling emergence
Watch for: overwatering, weak starts
Week 1–2
Seedling
Steady early growth
Wait for: steady early growth
Watch for: stretching, stress, excess moisture
Week 3–6+
Vegetative Growth
Desired plant size and strong structure
Wait for: desired plant size and strong structure
Watch for: overcrowding, uneven growth, training stress
6–10 weeks
Flowering Phase
Strong bud formation and steady flower development
Wait for: strong bud formation and steady flower development
Watch for: humidity issues, poor airflow, plant stress
Harvest
Harvest Window
Finished flowers and mature trichomes
Wait for: finished flowers and mature trichomes
Watch for: harvesting too early or pushing plants too long
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Frequently asked questions
Is this strain suitable for my growing environment?

In theory most strains can be grown outdoors, indoors or in a greenhouse but how well they perform depends on the more exact environmental conditions. This is most important outdoors where climatic conditions can vary widely, so please check the strain information carefully. If your climate is more extreme or growing season shorter you should choose strain that is specifically adapted. Indoor and greenhouse environments can be controlled and made suitable for most strains although space can be a factor for strain that grow very large.

How difficult is this strain to grow?

Growing difficulty varies depending on a strain's resilience, structure and environmental needs. Some strains are more forgiving and better suited to beginners and a range of environmental conditions, while others may require closer control of factors such as light, humidity, temperature and feeding.

What can I expect in terms of cannabinoid content and yield?

Our product information and that provided by suppliers can be an indication of potential levels under optimal conditions, and it should not be assumed that results can be replicated in all conditions.

Is this strain suitable for beginners?

Strains described as beginner-friendly, easy to grow or resilient, in particular Autoflowering Feminised strains, are generally more manageable for less experienced growers. These varieties are often a more reliable starting point than more specialised genetics.

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