Fast Crazy Bastard Regular Seeds

Fast Crazy Bastard Regular is the latest rarity from the Be a Breeder collaboration between Doctor’s Choice and mutantfarmer—an exotic F1 hybrid showcasing the elusive ABC (Australian Bastard Cannabis) leaf mutation. By crossing ABC Crazy Crosses B1 with Auto Bastard F3 (Drunken Bastard × Lowryder IBL), this line merges the ancient ABC mutation with the world’s first autoflower genetics, creating a uniquely fast-flowering, vigorous, and highly collectible photoperiod hybrid. As regular seeds, Fast Crazy Bastard offers both male and female plants, giving breeders the freedom to explore, stabilize, or expand this mutant trait across future generations.

Visually, Fast Crazy Bastard stands apart from any standard cannabis strain. The ABC mutation gives plants an herb-like appearance with tiny, unusually shaped leaves that make them nearly unrecognizable as cannabis—perfect for stealth grows, balconies, or collectors looking for something truly exotic. Despite its unusual look, this hybrid produces dense, heavy buds coated in trichomes, with vertical growth, compact internodes, and excellent branching. Some phenotypes may show striking purple hues in cooler temperatures, adding even more visual intrigue to this already unique line.

Beyond appearance, Fast Crazy Bastard is exceptionally resilient. It grows rapidly, withstands stress, and shows strong resistance to mold and environmental fluctuations. Its minimal leaf mass makes pruning and trimming easy, and the plants remain clone-friendly for those who want to build breeding stock. Inside every pack lies a breeder’s playground: a moderately stable F1 hybrid with the potential to unlock rare phenotypes—including autoflowering expressions—in subsequent F2 generations. For collectors, breeders, and mutant-genetics enthusiasts, Fast Crazy Bastard is a one-of-a-kind addition to any genetic library.